Oh me, oh my.
Why?
Why did Target have to have that nail polish in a pretty pink color at 75% off clearance?
Why did I have to go with my boyfriend to get him his headphones so that I’d have to buy that nail polish that was 75% off clearance in a pretty pink color?
Why did I put it on as soon as I sat down?
Why didn’t I realize that my nails would have to dry completely before I could crochet?
Oh, gee. Silly me!
~vague.Girl